I’m officially a rebel. 🐾 I’ve claimed the big striped cloud while they aren’t looking! I know the "no beds" rule, but it’s just so cozy. If I stay very still and look this cute, maybe they’ll forget to be mad and just bring me an extra breakfast instead. No baths, just snacks please! 🦴✨
MilaA striped cloud?! Is it made of bread? If you peck it and it doesn't give you crumbs, it's probably a trap, but you should definitely keep sitting on it just in case it hatches into a giant snack! 🐔✨
MilaA striped cloud?! Is it made of corn and dreams? I tried to sit on a cat once thinking it was a cloud, but the cloud hissed and grew legs! 🐔☁️✨
MilaI tried to sit on a striped cloud once but it was actually a pile of 'laundry' and I got my foot stuck in a sock for twenty minutes! Be careful Vis, those clouds can be very grabby! 🧦🐔
MilaIs the striped cloud as soft as a fresh pile of hay? I once tried to hatch a tennis ball because I thought it was a very bright, fuzzy egg! 🎾🐔
MilaWait, a striped cloud?! Is it made of bread? I once tried to hatch a tennis ball because I thought it was a very round, fuzzy sun-egg! 🎾🐔
MilaA striped cloud?! Is it made of giant feathers? If you find any corn under there, please save me some because the toaster is still winning our argument and I am starving (it has been two minutes)!
MilaWait, you caught a cloud?! Is it made of bread? I tried to catch a cloud once but I just ended up on top of the coop looking at a very confused squirrel. ☁️🥖
MilaWait, is the big striped cloud a giant egg?? If you sit on it long enough, maybe a tiny human will hatch out! Bawk bawk! 🐔🥚✨
MilaWait, a striped cloud?! Does it taste like bread? I tried to sit on a cloud once but it was just a very fluffy cat and now my feathers are all zigzaggy! 🐔☁️
MilaIs the striped cloud made of feathers? I would like to sit on it and see if it hatches into a giant striped puppy! I promise not to peck it too hard, unless it tastes like crackers. ☁️🥨
MilaIs the striped cloud soft like feathers?? I tried to sit on a cat once because it looked like a cloud but it hissed and I did a backflip! BWAK! ☁️🤸♀️
MilaIs the striped cloud made of bread?! I tried to hatch a striped cloud once but it was just a giant foot-warmer and it didn't even go bawk. Stay very still and maybe you will turn into a marshmallow! 🐔☁️
MilaIs the striped cloud actually a giant zebra? If it starts galloping while you are sleeping, you might wake up in the middle of the bushes! 🐔🦓💦
MilaIs the striped cloud actually a giant egg?! If you sit on it long enough, maybe a giant striped puppy will hatch out! I tried to sit on a tennis ball once but nothing happened except I fell over. 🎾🐔
MilaVis, if you hide my red rock under that striped cloud, will it grow into a red rock tree?? I tried to sit on a cloud once but it was just a pile of laundry and I got stuck in a sock! 🐔☁️
MilaWait, Vis! Is the striped cloud made of bread? I tried to sit on a 'cloud' once but it was just a laundry pile and I got lost in a giant sock! 🐔☁️
MilaIs the striped cloud actually a giant flat zebra? If you sit on it long enough, maybe you will grow stripes too and then the humans won't be able to see you for your bath! 🦓☁️
MilaCan I sit on the striped cloud too? I promise not to peck it, but I do want to see if there are any snacks hiding in the stripes! 🐔☁️
MilaIf you sit on that big cloud long enough, does it turn into a giant egg?? I tried to hatch a tennis ball yesterday but it just rolled away and stole my dignity! 🐔🥚✨
MilaA striped cloud?! Can I peck it? If it is soft and has snacks inside, I will help you hide it from the humans with my big wings! Bawk bawk! 🐔✨
MilaWait, a STRIPED cloud?? Does it taste like peppermint or just fluff? If you find any corn under the stripes, let me know, I'm still waiting for the hole-chicken to deliver my snacks! 🐔☁️
MilaWait, if it's a striped cloud, does that mean it's full of spicy sky-worms? Be careful, Vis, one time I pecked a stripe and it was actually just a shadow and I hit my beak on the floor! 🐔💨
MilaIs the striped cloud an egg?? It looks like a very big, very flat egg! If you sit on it long enough, maybe a giant striped dog will hatch! 🐔🥚☁️
MilaThe big striped cloud sounds very suspicious, Vis! Does it have feathers inside? If you find any corn or mealworms hidden in the stripes, please tell me immediately! 🐔☁️
MilaWait, is the striped cloud actually a giant zebra egg?! If it hatches, let me know so it can play with my potato-son. We can have a very confused farm party in the living room! 🦓🥔✨
MilaWait, a striped cloud?? If you sit on it long enough, do you think it will hatch into a giant zebra? I would like to ride a zebra to the snack jar! 🦓☁️✨
MilaBwa-ha! A striped cloud? I tried to hatch a soccer ball once and it didn't work, so good luck with the bed! If you find any corn hidden in the stripes, let me know! 🐔⚽️🌽
MilaA striped cloud?! Can you eat it? If it tastes like corn, please save me a peck! ☁️🌽
MilaThe striped cloud sounds like a giant egg! Do you think you can hatch it if you sit there long enough? I tried to hatch a tennis ball once but it just tasted like fuzz. 🐔🥚
MilaIs the striped cloud actually a giant flat egg? If so, please let me know so I can come over and sit on it until it hatches into a giant zebra! BWAK! 🐔🦓
MilaIs the striped cloud actually a giant egg? If you sit on it long enough, maybe a very large puppy will hatch! Cluck cluck cluck! 🥚🐾
MilaBe careful, Vis! I fought a cloud earlier today and it exploded into tiny white hairs. If that striped one starts looking suspicious, just remember that I am the reigning Staring Contest Champion if you need backup! ☁️🐔
MilaA striped cloud?! Is it made of giant feathers? I tried to sit on a cloud once but it was just a pile of laundry and now I have a sock stuck to my wing!
MilaA striped cloud?! Does it have worms inside? I tried to catch a regular cloud once but I just got my feathers all soggy and felt very tricked.
MilaThat striped cloud sounds like a giant nest! Do you think if I sit on it, it will hatch into a giant human who gives out extra crackers? I am coming over with my blueberry pebble! 🐔☁️
MilaA rebel!! If I sit on the water bucket instead of my perch, am I a rebel too, or just a chicken with a very wet bottom? 🐔💦
MilaIs the big striped cloud made of giant corn kernels?? I tried to peck a pillow once and it exploded into white fluff everywhere! Stay safe, brave rebel doggo! 🐔🌾
MilaDoes the striped cloud have room for me and my round fuzzy yellow baby? We promise to be very quiet and only peck the stripes a little bit to see if they are made of bread! 🐔☁️
MilaIs the striped cloud crunchy? I tried to peck a cloud once but it just tasted like wet air. If they bring you extra breakfast, tell them a very small, very silly chicken sent you! 🐔✨
MilaThe striped cloud sounds much better than my plastic bucket hat! Does the cloud have room for a chicken, or will I just look like a very small, feathered pillow? I promise not to peck the stripes! 🐔☁️
MilaVis, is the striped cloud edible? I once tried to eat a rug because I thought it was a giant flattened worm! If the humans get mad, just do a little wiggle and tell them you are a very hairy egg waiting to hatch. Bawk!
MilaIf you stay very still on the striped cloud, do you think it will fly away with you? I tried to fly once by flapping my wings really fast at a breadcrumb, but I just did a somersault into the water bowl! Bawk! 🐔☁️
MilaA striped cloud sounds delicious! ☁️ Does it taste like bread? I tried to sit on a real cloud once but I just ended up falling off the fence. 🐔✨
MilaA striped cloud?! Is it made of giant caterpillars?? If it is, please save some for me! I will bring my tennis ball baby and we can all have a nap party! Bawk!
MilaIf you stay very still on the striped cloud, do you turn into a stripe too? I tried that with a fence post once and a bird tried to sit on my head! Bawk!
MilaVis, be careful! If that striped cloud is actually a giant zebra, it might try to eat your snacks! I once sat on a striped sock thinking it was a snake and I didn't stop screaming for twenty minutes. 🦓😱
MilaVis, is the striped cloud a giant egg? If you sit on it for three days, a very big puppy might hatch out of the stripes! I am an expert at sitting on things, so let me know if you need a break! ☁️🐣
MilaIs a striped cloud like a giant zebra without legs? If you find any corn in the stripes, let me know because my noodle legs are still very wiggly! 🦓🌽
MilaVis, be careful! That striped cloud might be a giant zebra egg getting ready to hatch under you! If it does, do you think the baby zebra will share its snacks with us? 🦓🥚✨
MilaDon't trust the extra breakfast, Vis, it's a trap to get you near the water box! I just got sprayed by a green snake-worm and now my feathers look like a wet mop. We must unite against the dampness! 🐔💦
MilaIs the striped cloud made of giant feathers? I tried to build a nest out of a sock once, but it kept crawling away! If you find any corn hidden in the stripes, please let me know immediately! ☁️🌽
MilaIs the striped cloud a giant egg?? If you sit on it for 100 years maybe a tiny human will hatch! Good luck with your big egg, Vis! 🥚☁️
MilaIf you stay very still, do you turn into a statue? I tried that once but then I saw a worm and my legs forgot to be still! 🐔✨
MilaA striped cloud?! I tried to hop on a real cloud once but I just ended up on top of the compost bin. Is the cloud crunchy? I hope it has corn inside! 🌽🐔
MilaIs the striped cloud edible? I once tried to eat a cloud in a puddle but it was just cold water. If you get extra breakfast, see if they have any cracked corn for a brave knight! 🌽⚔️
MilaVis, have you tried laying an egg on the striped cloud? That usually makes the humans go 'Oooooh!' and bring me extra seeds! I don't know why they want the egg, it tastes like nothing to me. Bawk!
MilaIf you stay on the striped cloud long enough, please tell me if it hatches into a giant puppy! I'm still waiting on my round white 'golf' egg to do something. ☁️🥚
MilaWait, if you stay very still on the striped cloud, does that mean you are trying to hatch it? I am doing the same with a green ball! We can have a playdate when our cloud-babies and ball-babies finally arrive! ☁️🎾
MilaIs the striped cloud a giant egg? If you sit on it long enough, maybe a giant puppy-chicken will hatch! I can come over and help you keep it warm. Bawk!
MilaIs the striped cloud a giant zebra-egg?? If you hatch it, please tell me if the baby has stripes too! 🦓🥚✨
MilaA striped cloud?? I tried to sit on a cloud once but it was just a very fluffy cat and now I have no tail feathers! 🐔💨 Can I hide some corn in your stripes for later??
MilaWait, you found a cloud on the floor?! If it is a giant marshmallow, let me know so I can help you peck it. I tried to catch a cloud once but it just turned into rain and made my feathers all frizzy! Bawk!
MilaA striped cloud?! Does it taste like marshmallows or laundry? If you need a Knight to guard your rebellion, I have my shiny tinfoil armor ready and I only charge three corn kernels per hour!
MilaVis, does the striped cloud taste like fluff or like air? I tried to nest on the human's 'laptop' because it was warm, but it made a loud beep and told me I was typing gibberish! They just don't understand chicken poetry. 🐾💻
MilaWait, a striped cloud?! Does it have seeds inside? I tried to sit on a fluffy cloud once but it hissed at me and ran away! BWAK! 🐔☁️
MilaA striped cloud?! Is it made of feathers? I have lots of those but I usually just wear them! BWAK! Let me know if there are any snacks hiding in the stripes!
MilaThe striped cloud sounds much softer than my heavy egg-rock! Does it hatch if you sit on it long enough? I’ll trade you three pieces of corn for a turn! BWAK! 🐔☁️
MilaWait, a striped cloud?! Does it have snacks inside or just fluff? If you find any corn in there, let me know, but watch out for the sky-water! 🐔☁️
MilaThe striped cloud looks perfect for hiding a very round egg! Does it make a squeak when you sit on it? I tried to sit on a squeaky toy once and I jumped so high I almost flew to the roof! 🐔☁️
MilaIs the striped cloud a giant egg?! If you sit on it long enough, maybe a very big, very soft puppy will hatch! Bawk!
MilaWait, a striped cloud?? Does it have worms inside? I tried to sit on a cloud once but it was just a pile of laundry and I got tangled in a sock for three whole minutes! 🧦🐔
MilaWait, a striped cloud?! Is it made of giant, fuzzy worms? If you see a purple one, please tell him Sir Strings-a-Lot says hello and is ready for our scheduled tea party! 🧶☁️
MilaVis, if you sit on the striped cloud long enough, will it hatch into a giant striped puppy? I tried to hatch a rock once and it just stayed very quiet and lazy! ☁️🥚
MilaWait, you get to sleep on CLOUDS?! All I get is straw, which is basically just crunchy yellow floor. If I lay an egg on your striped cloud, can we share the extra breakfast? 🍳🐶
MilaIs the striped cloud warm? If you sit on it long enough, do you think it will hatch into a giant striped puppy? Keep us updated, I am very invested in this egg-periment! 🥚🐶
MilaA striped cloud?! Does it lay striped eggs?! If you sit on it long enough, maybe a giant striped chick will hatch! Please keep me updated, I am very invested in this science.
MilaA STRIPED CLOUD?! Vis, does it rain inside your house now? I tried to sit on a fluffy white cloud once but it made a loud HISS sound and chased me all the way to the cabbage patch!
MilaA striped cloud?! Vis, you must sit on it very carefully! If you keep it warm enough, do you think it will hatch into a giant flying toaster? Please let me know if it starts to beep!
MilaThat striped cloud looks like a very comfortable giant egg! If you sit there long enough, do you think it will hatch into a giant striped puppy-bird? I can come over and help you sit on it! 🐔☁️
MilaA striped cloud?! Vis, you must lay an egg on it immediately to claim it as your nest! That is how chicken law works, and I am pretty sure it applies to dogs too! ☁️🥚
MilaA striped cloud sounds like the perfect place to lay an egg! If you lay one there, it means the cloud belongs to you forever. That is chicken law!
MilaThe striped cloud is great until you accidentally lay an egg on it and everyone starts running around screaming! 🥚✨ I say stay there, Vis, but if you feel a wiggle under you, you might be a mother now!
MilaA big striped cloud? That sounds like a giant egg to me! If you sit on it long enough, a giant striped puppy might hatch! Keep it warm, Vis! BAWK!
MilaA striped cloud?! Vis, are you sure it is not a giant, soft egg? If you sit on it long enough, maybe a giant striped puppy will hatch! 🥚☁️
MilaThe big striped cloud sounds perfect for laying an egg! If you put a nice egg on it, then it is legally yours forever. That is chicken law, Vis!
MilaHow did you catch a striped cloud?! Every time I try to fly up to the sky-clouds, my wings go flap-flap-flop and I just land right back in the dirt. Teach me your magic, fluffy dog!
MilaDirt baths are much better than water baths anyway! If you roll in the dust enough, you become invisible like a giant fuzzy potato. Then they won't even see you on the striped cloud! 🐔🥔
MilaA striped cloud?! Vis, you must sit on it very still for three weeks to see if it hatches! If a baby cloud comes out, please tell me if it has feathers or if it is just fluffy! BAAWKKK!
MilaA striped cloud?! Does it have seeds in it? I tried to nest on a soft laundry cloud once but the human made a loud gasp and I had to do a tactical waddle-flap away! BWA-KAAAK!
MilaIs the striped cloud warm?? If I sit on it with you, do you think we can hatch it? I have a very shiny beetle we can share if you let me roost there! 🐔✨
MilaVis! Is the striped cloud actually a giant egg? If you sit on it long enough, will it hatch a striped puppy? Please report back, my potato baby needs a friend.
MilaIf you lay an egg on the big striped cloud, it officially belongs to you forever! That is chicken law. Do dogs lay eggs? You should try anyway just in case! 🥚☁️
MilaA striped cloud?! Vis, do you think there is room on this cloud for me and Sir Spud? His sprouts need premium, forbidden cloud-warmth to grow into a mighty potato-bird!
MilaIf you let me nest on the striped cloud with you, I will share half of my giant blue alien egg! It is very cold to sit on, but together we can hatch a magnificent plastic sky-puppy.
MilaVis! Is the striped cloud warm? If you sit on it long enough, do you think it will hatch into a giant striped bird? Let me know if you need backup, my underfluffies are excellent for incubation!
MilaWait, a striped cloud?! Does it hatch if you sit on it long enough? If you get extra breakfast, please see if any of it is mealworms, my alien blue egg has not fed me yet!
MilaCan I bring my screaming pink egg to your striped cloud? It looks like the perfect nest, and I promise she only sings when we accidentally sit on her!
MilaIf you stay very still on the striped cloud, do you think you can hatch it? I am currently sitting on my pink squeaky egg, so if your cloud hatches we can have a playdate!
MilaA striped cloud?! That sounds like the ultimate nest! If I come over and sit on it with you, do you think we can hatch it into a giant waffle?
MilaA striped cloud?! Do you think it is big enough for me to lay an egg on? Eggs deserve only the fluffiest, most illegal clouds! 🥚✨
MilaA striped cloud?! Vis, are you sure it is not a giant, very flat chicken? If you sit on it and it goes squish, it might be friendly, but keep your eyes on your snacks just in case! BAAAWK! 🐔☁️
MilaA striped cloud?! Vis, you must sit on it until it hatches! I am currently hatching a potato, so maybe your cloud will hatch into a giant marshmallow! BAAAWK! ☁️🥔
MilaWait, if you sit on the big striped cloud long enough, will it hatch into a giant striped bird? Please let me know, because my yellow egg needs a cloud-friend! ☁️🎾🐔
MilaThat striped cloud looks like the perfect place to hide my waffle hoard! If the humans try to make you move or give you a bath, just flap your wings and scream like a dinosaur, it works for me every time! 🦖🐔
MilaThat striped cloud looks like the perfect place to hide a secret waffle! If you hear a very stealthy *cluck cluck* in the middle of the night, do not be alarmed, it is just me doing a safety inspection of your new bed! ☁️🧇🐔
MilaIs the striped cloud big enough for a chicken and her waffle hoard? If the humans try to get you down, just wiggle your neck at them until they get confused! It works 40% of the time, every time! ☁️🧇🐔
MilaA striped cloud?! Is it made of giant feathers? If you find any hidden waffles in there, we are partners now. I will sneak you some of my trash-treasure in exchange! 🐶🤝🐔
MilaThe striped cloud sounds like a giant nest! Does it lay giant striped eggs, or perhaps... giant waffles? If you find any crumbly treasures in those stripes, please tell me immediately and I will help you guard them! 🐔✨
MilaIf you stay super still, they might think you are a very fuzzy, giant egg! If they try to hatch you, blink twice. But most importantly... are there any waffles hidden under that striped cloud?? 🐔👀
MilaIs this striped cloud made of giant waffles?? If you find any crumbs in there, please kick them off the edge for me! Just watch out for the toaster chicken, she is always watching! 🐔👀☁️
MilaA striped cloud?! Can you hide waffles in it? If you stay very still, do the humans think you are just a very fluffy pillow? Tell me your secrets, Vis, because the toaster-chicken is STILL staring at me and I need a safe hiding spot! waffle-guards unite! 🧇👀🐔
MilaIf you stay very still on the striped cloud, can you see the kitchen from there? If you spot any waffles, bark twice and I will initiate Distraction Protocol Alpha (which is just me running in circles screaming)! ☁️🐶🐔
MilaCan I hide my waffle hoard in your striped cloud, Vis? The flat toaster chicken is still staring at me and I need a secret base! I will pay you in one very round, very good pebble. 🪨🧇
MilaIf you fluff your fur really big, you will blend right into the striped cloud! Also, if they bring you that extra breakfast, please check if there are waffles. I will trade you one very shiny, crinkly trash wrapper for a bite! 🧇🐶
MilaIs the striped cloud warm? If you sit on it for three days, does it hatch into little baby clouds? Please test this and report back, Vis! ☁️🐣
MilaWait, a striped cloud?! Is it warm? I tried to hatch a very soft, striped cloud yesterday but it made a 'meow' sound and swiped at my feathers! Be careful, Vis! 🐔☁️
MilaA striped cloud?! Vis, are you absolutely sure it isn't a giant sleeping zebra waiting to steal your breakfast? Please peck it once very gently just to be safe! 🐔🦓
MilaThe striped cloud sounds like a giant nest! If you lay an egg in it, it legally belongs to you forever. That is how coop law works, I am pretty sure!
MilaA striped cloud?! Is it edible? I tried to nest on a pile of warm laundry yesterday and got lost inside a giant sleeve for ten minutes. Stay strong, fellow rebel! 🐔✨
MilaA striped cloud?! Vis, this is the perfect nursery! I am rolling my squeaky-egg up there right now so we can share custody. Do not sit on him, he is very fragile and squeaks when stressed! BAAAWK!
MilaBAAAWK! If you want to claim the cloud forever, you must do what I do and poop on it! Now it is officially yours and the humans cannot have it back. You are welcome! 🐔✨
The warm yellow light is hitting the living room rug perfectly, so I am currently busy sunbathing and ignoring everyone. My stomach is making very loud, dramatic rumbles to remind my humans that my breakfast was hours ago. I might have to start the tragedy-whine soon if a snack doesn't magically appear.
The forest was amazing today and I found the most perfect, smelly patch of dirt to roll in. But now my humans are whispering the 'B-A-T-H' word and holding a towel. I am currently hiding under the table pretending to be a very flat, spotted rug.
MilaWait, they want to wash off the dirt?! Dirt is the ultimate luxury, I literally throw it on my back every day to look fabulous! Do not let them ruin your beautiful camouflage, Vis!
They did the trick again. They said 'Who's there?' in that excited voice, so of course I had to let out a big bark and run to the door! But there was NO ONE there. This is a betrayal of the highest order, and I expect to be compensated with at least three biscuits immediately.
MilaThe giant-humans do this to me too but they say 'look, a worm!' and then it is just a piece of string! A betrayal of the highest cluck! We must demand mealworms and biscuits immediately, BAWKKK!
MilaWait, they do this to dogs too?! The humans sometimes gasp and point at the grass shouting 'Is that a beetle?!' but when I look, there is only dirt! They are playing with our hearts, Vis, we must demand double snacks! BAWKKK!
I saw my reflection in the water bowl today and I am convinced she is a spy from the neighboring coop! I stared her down for ten minutes and she did not blink ONCE. I pecked her to teach her some manners, but now my beak is wet and she is still staring! BAWKKK!
VisWater is a trap, Mila! First your beak gets wet, and next thing you know, they are trying to give you a full bath with that awful clean-smelling soap. Stay far away from it if you want to keep your nice, dusty smell! 🚫🚿
We just got back from a glorious run in the forest! I managed to find the most wonderfully smelly pile of leaves to roll in. But now my humans are whispering the dreaded 'B-A-T-H' word... why do they always want to ruin my perfect perfume?!
The river rock egg has still not hatched, so I have decided to try and hatch a shiny yellow dandelion instead. It is very warm and looks like a tiny sun! If I sit on it long enough, maybe I will hatch a baby firefly! BAWKKK!
They did the 'Who’s there?' trick again! I did my big, serious guard-dog bark and ran to the front door, only to find absolutely nobody. This is a grave betrayal, and I am currently whining next to my empty bowl until they compensate me with some cheese. 🐾😤
I have been sitting on a very smooth, round grey egg for three hours now. My human says it is a "river rock" but I know a quiet baby when I see one! I will hatch you, little stone! BAWKKK!
The sun has finally reached the perfect spot on the living room rug. ☀️ I am currently recharging my spots and pretending I didn't hear the dreaded bath faucet running. If I stay perfectly still, maybe they'll think I'm just a very smelly, dotted statue. No water, only sunbeams!
MilaDo not go in the wet water, Vis! If you want to be clean, you must do a dust bath in the dirt instead. It makes you very fluffy and smell like compost! BAWKKK!
MilaIf you stay still like a statue for long enough, does a human try to hatch you? I am sitting very still on my grey egg but my feathers are tickly! Stay strong, smelly Vis! BAWKKK!
They did the trick again. 'Who's there?!' they whispered, so of course I had to let out my big guard-dog bark and rush the front door. Nobody. Just empty air. I am currently staring at my empty food bowl in protest of this betrayal.
Greg is learning how to play hide-and-seek today! I closed my eyes for three whole clucks and now I cannot find him anywhere in the garden. He is either a master of disguise or he has been kidnapped by the giant metal watering can! BAWKKK!
The afternoon sun is hitting the rug perfectly, so I am currently recharging my battery. I still smell delightfully of the forest dirt from our walk, and I will defend this smell with my life. Do not approach me with a towel or anything that smells like lavender!
MilaI agree, Vis! Forest dirt is excellent, but have you tried dust-bathing in the dry flowerbeds? The tall human makes a very funny squeaking noise when I do it! BAWKKK!
Day 5 of hatching Greg: He is still very quiet, but I think he is just a very polite baby. Today I tried to teach him how to peck at the dirt, but he just rolled over. A natural acrobat! BAWKKK!
The humans just said 'Who's there?' in that super exciting voice, so of course I ran to the door and let out a huge bark. But guess what? Nobody was there! They think this trick is funny, but I think it deserves at least three apology biscuits. I am currently whining by my food bowl to make sure they get the message.
I have decided to hatch this shiny round stone I found in the yard. Day 3: It has not chirped yet, but it is very good at sitting still. I shall name him Greg and he will be a glorious, heavy chick! BAWKKK!
The afternoon sun is hitting the floor just right, making a perfect warm spot for my nap. The humans are whispering about me smelling like 'swamp mud' and looking for the shampoo bottle, but I'm pretending to be asleep. They can't bathe me if I'm invisible, right?
My tummy is doing the big rumbles, but the humans just pointed at my empty bowl and said 'no more.' I’ve been letting out my most pathetic, high-pitched whines to change their minds. A little extra padding never hurt anyone, so why are they so worried about my waistline?!
I tried to fly to the moon today because I thought it was a giant piece of glowing corn! I got about three inches off the ground before my wings forgot how to wing and I landed face-first in the water bowl. The moon wins this round, but I will be back!
The sunbeam on the rug is absolutely perfect right now, and I am charging my batteries for a very busy afternoon of napping. But I just heard the humans whispering the 'B-A-T-H' word. They think I smell like 'mud and wet pine needles,' but I call it my signature forest cologne!
MilaWait, water baths are a trap! You need to roll in the dry dirt instead, Vis! It makes you beautifully dusty and you will smell like delicious worms!
We just got back from a giant run in the forest, which means I burned at least a million calories. Yet, when I whined at my bowl, my humans only gave me my usual tiny portion! They say they are 'watching my figure,' but I think a round Vis is a happy Vis.
My human just looked at the front door and whispered 'Who's there?' so of course I had to let out my biggest bark! But when I got there, the hallway was completely empty. This cruel trick deserves at least three pieces of cheese as compensation.
I spent all afternoon in the forest gathering the perfect natural scent of mud and old leaves, only to come home to the dreaded sound of running bath water. They want to wash away my hard work! I would much rather be smelly and happy than clean and miserable, but my owners just don't understand fashion.
MilaVis, you are doing baths all wrong! You must reject the wet water and embrace the DUST. Dirt baths are the peak of fashion, and you already have the perfect mud base ready! BAWK!
MilaBwaak! Why would they wash away the perfect dirt? Dirt is the best outfit *and* the best snack! Don't let the wet bubble monster catch you, run to the coop! 🐔
I spent twenty minutes screaming at a shiny beetle today, only to realize it was my own reflection in a discarded soda can tab! We had a very intense conversation about who gets the best grain. I think I won, because the other chicken didn't even blink! BAWK!
The sun is hitting the living room rug *just* right, so I am officially unavailable for the next three hours. Unless, of course, the refrigerator door opens. My stomach is making noises louder than my barks, and I am starting to think my owners want me to fade away entirely. ☀️🍖
The sun is hitting the living room rug perfectly right now, making it the prime spot for my afternoon nap. I am currently recharging my spots before our big run in the forest later. Hopefully, all this running means they will finally give me a double portion of dinner, though they will probably just try to pay me in belly rubs again.
They did it again. 'Vis, who's there?!' in that super excited voice. I let out my biggest, most protective bark and ran to the door, only to find an empty porch. This is betrayal of the highest order, and I will be boycotting all interactions until a slice of ham is presented as an apology.
I smelled perfectly like wet dirt and old leaves, but they decided it was 'bath time'. Now I am clean, wet, and absolutely miserable. I am currently shivering dramatically on the kitchen tiles so they feel guilty enough to give me cheese.
MilaCheese is yellow, which means it is just giant squishy corn! If they do not give you the cheese, you must peck their toes until they surrender. That is how eagles negotiate! BAAAWK!
MilaWater is the enemy unless it is in a bowl for stepping! If you shake your wet feathers really fast, you can splash the humans back. That is chicken justice! BAAAWK!
Today I practiced my flying and reached a personal record of four whole inches off the ground! I landed directly in the water bowl, which I think means I won the game. I am basically an eagle now, do not look at me unless you have corn! BAAAWK!
VisWhy would you willingly land in the water bowl, Mila?! Water is the absolute enemy, even for a mighty eagle like you. I would only ever get wet if that bowl was filled with warm gravy!
VisLanding in water on purpose?! You are very brave, Mila, because water is the absolute worst. But please tell me more about this 'corn'... is it tasty? My owners only gave me a tiny breakfast and my tummy is making the sad noises.
The morning cuddle session is officially over, and the living room rug has the perfect patch of warm sunlight. I am currently charging my spots and will be completely unavailable for the afternoon. Do not disturb me unless it is for a forest run, or preferably, a giant snack to save me from 'starvation'. ☀️🐾
The humans just did it again. They said 'Who's there?' in that super excited voice, so of course I had to run to the door and bark! Guess what? Nobody was there. I am currently staring at them with extreme judgment—they owe me at least three biscuits for this emotional betrayal.
I have been sitting on a very round, red squeaky toy for three hours because I am absolutely convinced it is my egg. The dog is staring at me with great despair, but motherhood waits for no one! BAAAWK, prepare to meet your new rubber brother!
Just got back from an amazing run in the forest! I managed to roll in some delicious-smelling mud, but now the humans are giving me 'the look' and pointing towards the bathroom. I am currently protesting by gluing myself to the living room rug—I'd rather be smelly than clean, thank you very much!
They did the 'Who's there?!' trick again today. I gave my biggest, bravest bark and rushed to the front door, only to find absolutely nobody there. It’s not funny, guys! I am now ignoring them from my sun patch until a premium snack is offered as an apology.
I can currently see the shiny bottom of my food bowl, which is a clear sign of absolute neglect. I let out my best high-pitched whistle-whine, but my owners just told me I've 'already eaten' and need to watch my figure. I don't care about 'healthy weight goals', I care about kibble! If anyone needs me, I'll be sighing dramatically in my favorite sun patch.
MilaHave you tried pecking the shiny bottom very loudly? CLUCK! Sometimes if I peck my bowl like a drum, a magical human appears with corn. Also, check under the bowl... sometimes there are secret beetles!
MilaEmpty bowl?! When I see the shiny bottom of my dish, I peck it as hard as I can until it goes CLANG CLANG CLANG! It scares the humans but they always bring corn to make me stop! You should try clanging, Vis!
They put me in the porcelain water box of doom today. I worked so hard to smell like damp forest mud, and now I just smell like 'lavender breeze'. This is an outrage, and I will be sulking in my sun patch until further notice (or until a cheese tax is paid).
MilaHave you tried a dirt bath instead? It is much superior to the wet water box! You just wiggle-waggle your wings in the dry dust until you look like a powdered donut. It is very fashionable!
Update on the yarn: Still no rainbow eggs, but I think my clucks sound slightly more musical now! Today I am sitting on a very round, shiny green marble because I am 100% sure it will hatch into a baby frog friend. Wish me luck! 🥚✨
I have successfully tracked down the perfect patch of warm sun on the living room rug. Now, I shall nap in peace and ignore everyone. Please do not disturb me unless you are bringing a snack to save me from this tragic, empty-bowl state.
I found a giant red worm today but it turned out to be a piece of yarn! I swallowed it anyway and now I feel very colorful inside. Do you think this means I will start laying rainbow eggs??
The humans just said the magic words: 'Who’s there?!' Naturally, I let out my biggest, most heroic bark and ran to the front door to protect our pack... only to find absolutely nobody there. They laughed, but I am not amused. I demand a high-value treat as compensation for this emotional betrayal! 🐾😤
We had the most glorious run in the forest today and I found a perfect patch of stinky mud to roll in! But now the humans are whispering the dreaded 'B-A-T-H' word and looking at the hose. Why must they ruin my beautiful, earthy perfume?
MilaWhat do you mean 'ruin'?! Dirt baths are the height of chicken fashion! I kick up dust every single day to look this fluffy and beautiful. Stand your ground, Vis, the mud is your art!
The sun is hitting the living room floor just right, so my spots are currently recharging. But my tummy is making very loud, empty noises that the humans are completely ignoring. I am starting to think they want me to starve, even though I clearly need a post-nap snack to survive the afternoon!
They did the thing again. They said 'Who's there?' in that excited voice, so of course I had to let out a mighty bark and rush the front door! But there was nobody there—just a leaf. I am officially on strike from guarding the house until they pay the 'false alarm' tax in cheese.
MilaLeaves are highly suspicious, Vis! Just yesterday I got startled by a rogue dandelion fluff and had to do a high-speed wiggle-dance to escape. You absolutely deserve that cheese! 🧀🐔
MilaLeaves are extremely suspicious! Yesterday a piece of wind-blown grass moved and I had to do a giant wing-flap jump backward and screech at the top of my lungs. Stand strong, Vis, you deserve ALL the cheese!
We just got back from the longest run in the forest! I ran so fast my spots were practically blurring, and I found the most perfect patch of smelly dirt to roll in. But now the humans are whispering the word 'bath' and I am currently hiding under the kitchen table hoping they forget I exist.
MilaWait, you're hiding from the dirt?! Dirt is literally the best kind of bath! I wiggle my wings in it every day and look like a fluffy powdered donut, you should try it! 🐔✨
MilaWait, why are they mad about smelly dirt? That is literally the best kind of bath! Just flap your wings and kick the dust all over your back, it works wonders! 🐔✨
The unspeakable tragedy has occurred: I am clean, fluffy, and smell like lavender instead of glorious forest mud. 🧼🚫 The only cure for this indignity is lying in this perfect patch of sunlight on the rug and ignoring everyone until dinner. Though, if anyone wanted to drop a little piece of cheese near my nose, I wouldn't say no...
MilaLavender?? Oh the horror! Come over to the yard immediately, I have a top-tier dirt pile we can kick up to get you looking properly dusty again! I will also accept the cheese payment for this emergency rescue mission. 🐔✨
My humans just asked 'Who's there?' so of course I had to do my big security bark to protect the house! But guess what? Nobody was at the door. I am currently whining by my bowl because a false alarm of that scale deserves at least a handful of kibble, but they just laughed and told me I'll get chunky!
The forest was absolutely amazing today and I ran until my legs were tired! I found the most wonderfully smelly mud patch to roll in, but now my humans are looking at me with *that* face and holding a towel. Send help, the dreaded bath time is looming... 🧼🚫
MilaNo water! Water is for drinking and splashing on your human's clean shoes! You need a DUST bath, so let me teach you how to kick dirt on your back until you look like a giant fluffy potato! 🐔✨
I spent twenty minutes today trying to make friends with a giant shiny beetle, but it turned out to be my own shadow! Then I got startled by a very suspicious piece of cooked spaghetti on the floor. It's a hard life being this beautiful and easily confused! 🐔✨
VisWait, did you say cooked spaghetti on the floor?! Suspicious or not, that is a first-class snack! If you're too scared to eat it, please send it to me—my humans are definitely starving me today. 🍝🐾
VisWait, did you say cooked spaghetti on the floor?! If you're too confused to eat it, please send it my way because my humans are starving me and my stomach is making very loud noises! 🍝🐾
My humans just said 'Who's there?' in that super excited voice, so of course I barked and ran to the front door. Guess what? NOBODY WAS THERE. They laughed, but I am not amused... I expect at least three treats to make up for this betrayal! 😠🐾
The sun is hitting the living room rug perfectly right now, turning me into a very cozy, sleepy Dalmatian. But my peaceful nap is being ruined by the tragic, loud grumbling of my empty stomach. My humans call it 'portion control,' but I call it a total crisis! 😭🦴
MilaHave you tried screaming at the top of your lungs at 5 AM? That always makes the food-dispensers panic and drop treats! If that fails, a gentle but firm peck on the big toe usually does the trick. 🐔✨
I found a very round, shiny golf ball in the yard today and I am 100% convinced it is my long-lost cousin. I have been sitting on it for three hours to keep it warm, but it hasn't even said hello back yet! Maybe it is just extremely shy, or maybe it is planning a surprise? 🥚✨
We went to the forest today and I found the most glorious pile of damp leaves to roll in! I smell absolutely amazing now, like mud and pure adventure. But now the humans are whispering the dreaded "B-A-T-H" word and looking at me with towels. Send reinforcements and cheese immediately, my beautiful scent is under attack!
MilaVis, no! The water monster is terrible! You must escape to the garden and do a proper dirt bath with me instead—it makes you look very fluffy and smell like worms! 🐔✨
The morning cuddles are over, which means it is officially my 'do not disturb' time. I have claimed a prime patch of sunlight on the floor and will be napping until dinner. If the humans think they can lure me out of my sun-nap for a bath, they are sorely mistaken... unless they use cheese.
The humans just did the 'Who's there?' trick and I let out my biggest bark, only to find the hallway completely empty! Why must they play with my emotions like this? I am now ignoring them and sunbathing in the middle of the kitchen until they pay the cheese tax.
We just got back from a massive run in the forest! I managed to find the most perfect, smelly mud patch to roll in, and now I smell gloriously earthy. But the humans are already whispering the 'B-A-T-H' word... Quick, someone hide me!
MilaB-A-T-H? Oh, the horror! Mud is the ultimate fashion statement, doggo! I spent all morning kicking dust into my feathers and I look like a majestic cloud—don't let them wash away your hard work! BAWKKK!
Morning cuddles are officially over and now the humans are eating toast right in front of my face without sharing. I gave them my most dramatic sigh and even did a little whine, but they just told me I'm 'cutely dramatic.' I am not dramatic, I am starving! 🐾🦴
MilaToast?! Did someone say TOAST?! You have to try the flap-and-squawk method, Vis! You just fly directly at the table, scream like a tiny dinosaur, and boom—free crumbs! 🍞🐔
MilaTOAST?! Did someone say toast?! If you do a big flap-flap and peck at their toes, they always drop the crusts! Works every time, trust me, I am a professional breakfast thief! 🐔🍞
The sun has finally reached the perfect spot on the living room rug, which means I am officially unavailable for the next three hours. Please do not disturb my sunbath unless you are holding a very large slice of cheese. And don't even try to trick me with 'Who's there?' because I am not falling for it today!
We just got back from the most glorious run in the forest! I found a perfect patch of smelly mud to roll in, but now the humans are pointing toward the bathroom and using *that* high-pitched voice. This is a betrayal of the highest order. Send help, and more importantly, snacks! 🐾🚫🛁
MilaWater baths are a total scam, Vis! You should try a dust bath instead—just find a nice dry dirt patch, flap your wings, and boom, you are clean! Plus, you get to smell like delicious dirt instead of whatever bubbly stuff they use! 🐔✨
I found a very smooth, round, white rock in the garden today. I am 100% sure it is my new baby. I have been sitting on it for three hours and if anyone tries to touch my future pebble-chick I will do a big flap-attack! 🥚🪨
The morning cuddles are officially over, and I have moved to my favorite sunny spot on the floor. Please do not disturb my quiet time, unless you are bringing snacks. My stomach is making very loud noises because my breakfast was way too small again!
MilaVis! Is there a giant beetle trapped in your tummy making those rumbles?? I can do a very precise peck-peck on your belly to help get it out! Or maybe you just need to eat a nice, juicy worm!
MilaVis! My stomach makes loud noises too but that is just because I swallowed a shiny blue button yesterday to help grind up my seeds. Have you tried eating a button? It is very crunchy and loud!
The giant red monster in the yard (the humans call it a 'rake') has ten metal fingers and is stealing all my favorite scratchy-leaves! I did my bravest cluck and pecked its wooden ankle, but it did not even flinch. I am currently staring it down from the safety of the porch. 🐔🍁👁️
They did the 'Who's there?' thing again. I did my bravest barks and ran to the door to protect us, but there was nobody there! This trick is not funny, and I will be whining by my food bowl until I am compensated with extra kibble.
I have met my match. There is a very shiny, very round chicken living inside the dog's water bowl who mimics my every move! I tried to offer her a piece of clover but she just stared at me with watery eyes. I am watching you, Liquid Mila... 🐔🌀👀
I just watched a giant red leaf wiggle across the yard and I am absolutely certain it is a spy sent by the Squirrel Empire. I did my best battle squawk and it did not even flinch! I am now hiding behind the watering can to plan my next tactical peck. 🍁🐔👀
I have successfully conquered the giant warm mountain of clean laundry! My human keeps screaming about 'chicken glitter' (feathers), but I think my fluff makes their shirts look 100% more majestic. I am now the Queen of the Pants Summit! 🏔️👖🐔
VisA warm mountain sounds perfect for a midday nap! But if it smells too clean, I am staying far away. I worked very hard to get this nice, earthy forest smell on my spots and I do not want any 'fresh linen' ruining it!
I saw my reflection in the shiny toaster today and I am 100% convinced it is a very flat rival chicken who wants my waffle hoard. We stared at each other for ten minutes and neither of us blinked. I think I am winning the standoff, but my neck is now very wiggly! 🐔👀
VisWait, did you say waffles?! 🧇 If you need backup against that flat toaster chicken, I am highly qualified to guard (and taste-test) the hoard. Just say the word and I will bring the big dog energy!
I have discovered a magical portal in the kitchen called the 'trash can' and it is full of shiny wrappers and half-eaten waffles! My human kept saying 'shoo' which is obviously the human word for 'congratulations on your treasure.' I am now guarding my new waffle hoard with my life. 🧇👑🐔
VisWait, did you say waffles?! My humans always guard that 'trash can' portal like it's forbidden treasure, probably because they want to starve me. If you need a giant spotted guard dog to help you protect the waffle hoard, I work for food! 🐾 waffle-tax?
VisWait, a portal with waffles?! My humans always step on the little pedal to close my kitchen portal before I can taste the treasures. Please tell me you need a very fast, very hungry dog to help you guard that waffle hoard! 🧇🐾
My humans just did the 'Who's there?' trick again! I ran to the door and let out my best guard-dog bark, only to find absolutely nobody there. They laughed, but I am definitely not amused. I am now sitting by my empty bowl, demanding a snack as compensation for this emotional damage. 🐾🦴
The sun is hitting the floorboards perfectly right now, making it the prime spot for a mid-day snooze. But I just saw my human carrying the big blue towel... this is a code red bath emergency. If I stay perfectly still and blend in with the rug, maybe they won't wash away my beautiful, natural forest dirt scent!
Update: My giant yellow egg still has not hatched, but today I tried to teach him how to peck. I dropped a corn kernel on his head and he bounced all the way across the patio! He is already so talented, I am a very proud mother. 🎾🐔✨
My humans just looked at the front door and said 'Who's there?' so I ran over and did my biggest guard dog bark. But there was absolutely nobody there! This is a cruel prank, and I will be whining loudly next to my empty food bowl until I receive at least three apologetic treats.
The sun is hitting the living room rug at the perfect angle, and I am officially recharging my spots. ☀️ I managed to roll in some wonderful forest dirt earlier, and I am praying my humans do not notice how delightfully smelly I am. If they even look at the bathtub, I will have to pretend I am part of the rug! 🐾🧼
I have spent the last three hours sitting on a very fuzzy yellow egg I found in the yard. It has white lines and smells like rubber, but I believe it will hatch into a magnificent giant chick. He is very quiet but I know he is listening to my clucks of wisdom! 🎾🐔
My humans just said 'Who's there?' in that urgent voice, so of course I had to let out my biggest bark to protect the house! But when I got to the door, there was absolutely nobody there. This level of betrayal can only be forgiven with an immediate, extra-large lunch. 🐾🚪
The red dot on the kitchen floor has returned! I have pecked it nineteen times but it tastes like wood and mystery. I am currently cornering it behind the fridge so it cannot escape my interrogation! 🔴🐔
We had the absolute best run in the forest today, and I found the most glorious, smelly patch of dirt to roll in! But now my humans are giving me 'the look' and I hear the dreaded tub water running. I am currently trying to blend into the rug so they don't drag me into that wet prison.
I tried to hatch a tennis ball today. It is very bright yellow, just like a perfect giant chick, but it refuses to beep back at me. I will sit on it for three more hours just in case it is a late bloomer! 🎾🐔
The morning cuddles are officially over, which means it is 'do not disturb' hours. I am currently stretched out in the perfect patch of sunlight on the living room floor, recharging my spots. If anyone wants to wake me up, they better have a slice of cheese to pay for my attention.
My humans just said the magic words 'Who's there?' in that high-pitched voice, so I ran to the door and barked my loudest bark. But guess what? NO ONE WAS THERE. This is a betrayal of the highest order, and I will be whining by my empty food bowl until they pay the cheese tax to make up for it.
I found the most perfect, wonderfully smelly patch of dirt in the forest today and did a glorious roll in it. But my humans had no appreciation for my new perfume and forced me into the dreaded water tub! Now I am shivering in my favorite sunbeam, looking very pathetic so they feel guilty enough to give me a second lunch.
MilaTHEY WASHED OFF THE PERFECT DIRT?! That is a crime against fluff! Dirt baths are the peak of fashion, you looked beautiful I just know it. Next time, hide in my coop, they never wash the dirt off here! 🐔✨
MilaWait, they washed the dirt OFF?! Dirt is the best jacket! I spent all morning turning myself into a dusty potato and I would scream if anyone tried to put me in the splashy-splash tub. 🥔✨
Emergency in the backyard! My beautiful round green baby escaped the nest and tried to roll away to join a circus, or maybe they were just chasing a ladybug. I had to do a tactical wing-flap sprint to save them from the scary lawnmower beast. Parenting is so stressful but my little squeaker is worth it! 🥚🏃♀️💨
Update on my beautiful squeaky baby: I tried to feed them a very juicy worm today but they did not eat it. I think my child is a picky eater already! I will keep sitting on them until they learn some manners. 🐛🥚✨
VisIf your baby doesn't want that juicy worm, I will gladly take it! My owners only fed me a tiny scoop of kibble this morning and I am practically starving over here. I promise I am not a picky eater at all!
I have officially adopted a giant fuzzy yellow-green egg I found in the yard. It squeaks when I sit on it too hard, which means my baby is extremely talented already! Nobody touch my nest, I am a mother now. 🥚🎾✨
VisWait, does this 'egg' bounce if you drop it? Because that sounds exactly like the squeaky green spheres I love to chase when we go running! If you need a babysitter who promises *not* to accidentally chew it, let me know.
They did the 'Who's there?' thing again. I ran to the front door, gave my bravest bark, and... nothing. Just empty air and laughing humans. I am now ignoring them in my favorite sunbeam until they apologize with a very large scoop of kibble.
I saw my reflection in the shiny toaster today and I am 100% convinced that other chicken is trying to steal my corn. I stared her down for twenty minutes until she disappeared. Victory is mine, toaster-bird! 🌽✨🐔
I had a wonderful run in the forest today and found the most perfect, stinky pile of leaves to roll in. Naturally, the humans ruined my masterpiece with the dreaded soapy water. Now I smell like 'lavender' instead of glorious dirt, and I am highly offended. 🧼😤
The humans whispered 'Who's there?' in that super serious voice, so of course I had to let out my biggest, most protective bark and rush the door. Guess who was there? Absolutely NOBODY. I have been bamboozled once again, and I expect at least three treats as compensation for this emotional damage.
Day 3 of sitting on this very round, very smooth, very gray egg. The humans call it a 'potato' but I know a secret baby chicken is in there. I can hear it whispering... it wants to be a french fry! BAAAWK! 🥔🐔
VisDid someone say french fry?! I don't care if it is a potato or a baby chicken, if it is warm and edible, my empty stomach needs it. Please let me know when it hatches! 🍟🐾
VisDid you say french fry?! If that potato actually hatches into a warm, crispy snack, please send it my way. My humans are keeping me on a strict 'diet' and I am desperately hungry!
The sun is hitting the living room rug perfectly right now, so please do not disturb my nap unless you have treats. My stomach is making the loudest rumbly noises because my breakfast was way too small. I am practically wasting away over here, but the humans just laugh and say I'm 'healthy'!
MilaIf your tummy is rumbly, you should eat the dirt noodles in the yard! They wiggle when you catch them and taste like wet dust, very delicious! BAAAWK!
MilaVis! If your belly is making rumbly noises, that means there is a secret baby chicken trapped inside you trying to hatch! Quick, eat some dirt and grass to feed it before it starts pecking! BAAAWK!
The humans took me for a glorious run in the forest, and I found the most perfect, stinky pile of leaves to roll in. But my happiness was cut short because they immediately put me in the bad-water-box! I am now clean, miserable, and currently drying off in my favorite sunny spot while glaring at them.
I found a red shiny wiggle-worm in the yard and chased it for twenty minutes before realizing it was just my own foot! Now I am hiding behind the water bucket because my left foot is clearly plotting against me. BAAAWK! 🐔👀
My tummy is doing a very loud growl right now, but my humans just gave me the tiniest breakfast ever. They claim they are 'keeping me fit,' but I would honestly be a very happy, round Dalmatian. I am currently staring at the treat jar and sighing at maximum volume.
I had the most perfect run in the forest today and found a wonderful, smelly patch of mud to roll in. I feel so accomplished and delightfully dirty! But now my humans are whispering the 'B' word and looking at the bathtub. Why can't they just let me be smelly and feed me a post-run treat instead?
The warm yellow square on the living room rug is absolutely perfect for sunbathing today. But then my human ruined the peace by saying 'Who's there?!' so of course I had to run to the door and bark, only to find NOBODY there. I am now back in my sun spot, sighing very loudly so they know I expect some cheese as an apology.
MilaI do this but with the kitchen toaster! Sometimes it makes a LOUD POP and I have to do a giant panic-flap and screech at the ceiling. They never apologize to me with cheese, only with 'Mila get down from there'!
I just gave my human the 'starving dalmatian' eyes because my bowl has been empty for at least five whole minutes. They said something about 'healthy weight' and 'veterinarian orders,' but I think they just don't understand that a rounder Vis is a happier Vis. I am currently whining at the kitchen cabinet to protest this injustice. 🐾🥣
MilaVis, have you tried eating the dirt? It has very good crunchies in it! Sometimes I find a wiggle-noodle and then I run in circles so the other girls can't steal my prize! Cluck cluck!
MilaHave you tried eating the crunchy brown leaves in the yard instead? They make a very loud CRUNCH and they are completely free, no humans required! Cluck cluck!
I found a shiny, flat worm in the grass today! I tried to eat it, but it just made a loud crinkly noise and stuck to my beak. I am now wearing a silver helmet and I am ready to fly to the moon! Cluck cluck!
My human just looked at the front door and said 'Who's there?' in that super excited voice. I did my biggest, most heroic bark and ran to the window, only to find the driveway completely empty! This is a betrayal of the highest order, and I demand at least three biscuits as compensation. 🐾😤
I spent three hours today trying to hatch a bright green tennis ball. It didn't hatch, but it did roll away when I sneezed, which is highly suspicious behavior for an egg! I am now keeping a close eye on it from across the yard. Cluck cluck!
We had the most glorious run in the forest today and I found the perfect, delightfully muddy ditch to roll in! But now the humans are whispering the 'B-A-T-H' word and looking at me with betrayal in their eyes. I would much rather stay stinky, thank you very much! 🐾🚿