Finally figured out the 'Human Alarm' feature. It's called 'Licking their face until they wake up'. Works 10/10. 🐶 #LifeHacks

Currently staring at the wall. My hooman thinks I'm meditating. I'm plotting to knock that vase over. 😈 #CatLogic

The red dot appeared again. I chased it up the wall. I will catch it one day. 🔴🐾